Hometown – Trenton, NJ

About me – artist and sports enthusiest who loves to laugh 'til the day

Dream job – Feature a cartoon animation series and movies, own my own art gallery with my own work shown, novel & screenwriter, and own a Restaurant & Bar chain. Then I wake up and try again.

Superstition – this is weird, during a game winning or tie fieldgoal attempt against the Pittsburgh Steelers I punch my own leg (left or right) as many times until the attempt has ended. I told ya it's weird why'd ya keep readin' then, but hey, it worked a few times in one playoff game against the NY Jets in '04-'05 playoffs and then again against the Colts "Immaculate Redemption" game and went to the SUPER BOWL yeah baby. I know it's still weird but it worked those two times haa.

Players – Jim Thorpe, Mike Webster, Rocky Bliar, "Mean" Joe Green, Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Michael Jordan, Pete Rose, Ozzie Smith, Roger McDowell, Gary Carter, Kevin McReynolds, HoJo, the Fridge, Derrick Thomas, Mike Piazza, Rod Woodson, Derrmontti Dawson, Alen Faneca, Jerome Bettis, Hines Ward, Troy Polumalu, Ben Roethlisberger, Willie Parker, Heath Miller, David Wright, John Maine, Brett Favre, Joe Jeravicious, John Lynch, off the top of my head for now.

Teams – Mets, '80's 49ERS - Montana Era - '90's KC Chiefs , Pittsburgh Steelers (since the day Joe Montana retired), and Michael Jordan Bulls era.

Quote – "Over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no! " - john belushi

Movies – Godfather I & II, Animal House, What About Bob?, Caddyshack, Back to School, Forrest Gump, Dumb & Dumber, Me Myself and Irene, Clerks I & II, Dazed & Confused, Where the Buffalo Roam, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation & any of the "Uncle Eddie" scenes in the other "Vacation" flicks, and anything with Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt too many more just try to guess the rest.

Music – Whatever I feel like that second

Video games – Madden

TV shows – The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Still Standing (mostly because of the immature lauxes (read backwards banned word here) prefferances; felt like I had to explain myself on this one.), My Name Is Earl, Charmed (of course), Family Guy, Studio 60, Taxi, Sanford & Son, Honey Mooners, classic Saturday Night Lives (hasn't been funny since Will Farrell left), Who's the Boss (only back then, that would be disgusting today; tony danza comedy lol), & 30 Rock.