USA Rodriguez
USA Rodriguez
Wherever goals are being scored.

About USA

Hometown – Colonia, Uruguay.
About me – BIOGRAPHY: Umberto Santiago Antonio Rodriguez (Born February 2, 1957), best known by his nickname, U.S.A. Rodriguez is a coach and inventor of more than 65,000 soccer goal celebrations. The "Cranky Donkey", The PiƱata" and "The Sheep Shearer." are just a few celebrations that have been immortalized by the auto-proclaimed Father of Goal Celebration. CAREER: Rodriguez's short career as a professional soccer player came to an end on June 26th 1981 when he pulled his left buttocks while attempting a celebration called "The washing machine." He stood during his entire retirement press conference to deliver his final speech: "It hurts very, very much. I'm a going to lay on my stomach for a few days and a decide what is the next for me". A few months later, he was on his way to an illustrious career as a goal celebration Coach. INTERNATIONAL CAREER: U.S.A. Rodriguez has traveled all five continents bringing the gift of goal celebration into people's lives. Most recently, he signed a lucrative four-digit contract with Volkswagen of America to help Under-12 kids get in top celebration shape for the Volkswagen Junior Masters World Tournament in South Africa 2010. BOOK AUTHOR: U.S.A Rodriguez is the author of the best-selling book: Invite your Inner Goal Celebrator to Come Out and Play with Coach U.S.A. Rodriguez, where he promises to make you the best celebrator you can be. HIGHLIGHTS: He has been given the title of Doctor in Goal Celebration by the Academia de la Celebracion del Gol." (Founded by him) Sixteen of his celebrations were used to celebrate a goal during a friendly match in which Belize beat a team of local celebrities and newscasters. The biggest soccer stars in the world have ordered personalized soccer goal celebrations from U.S.A. Rodriguez. (It is strongly recommended ordering six months in advance as it is rumored some players have retired waiting for their celebration.) EXTERNAL LINKS: Vwjrmasters.com
Dream job – I have it - The Goal Celebration Coach!!!
Superstition – Kiss my own feet before stepping onto the field.

Favorites

Players – All the players who use my celebrations. And me, of course.
Teams – There's not enough space here to name them all.
Quote – -I am goal celebration. -I don't need to introduce myself. But I will anyway. -This celebration is called the Rockstar. And it reminds me of me. -First, score a goal. That's the easy part. -So you think you know what it takes to celebrate a goal at the VW Junior Masters in South Africa? I think noooot. -Give them an autograph Guillermo. Don't be cheap. (To Guillermo Barros Schelloto Columbus Crew Midfielder and MLS MVP) -Im going to turn you into a fined-tuned goal celebration machine. -The day I was born instead of crying I screamed: Goooooal! -The world is not flat. The world is not round. The world is rectangular and it has corner kicks on it.
Movies – The one I almost made 12 years ago. I would've won an Oscar. I know it.
Video games – Not so much into video games. Get out and play, kids.
TV shows – Soccer games. Oh, and soccer games.

Blog

  1. Volkswagen Junior Masters World Tournament

    For 11 years, Volkswagen has been sponsoring the Volkswagen Junior Masters World Tournament. The tournament for teams under 13 years-old- hosts 20+ teams around the globe. This year, the tournament...

    Posted November 20, 2009 | 0 comments
  2. Volkswagen Junior Masters Preliminary Qualifying Tournaments

       This weekend twelve teams from the six preliminary qualifying tournaments will compete for one winning spot to represent...

    Posted October 15, 2009 | 1 comment

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  • USA Rodriguez

    I don't want you to embarrass yourself doing the chicken dance when you score. So let me teach you the art of goal celebration. Let's go. http://www.vwjrmasters.com/

    • September 18, 2009
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